tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34719398198255943242011-08-01T14:02:27.591-07:00ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-61639569491394793152009-11-20T05:34:00.000-08:002009-11-20T05:39:27.681-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SwabISxCNbI/AAAAAAAAAEs/Y0UCX-0TqBw/s1600/DSC01512.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SwabISxCNbI/AAAAAAAAAEs/Y0UCX-0TqBw/s200/DSC01512.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406178969483621810" /></a><br />i miss all my frenz...but i don't have time to cntct them...i missed them so much..to all my frenz, just send me a messagge if u have time...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-6163956949139479315?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-1586116339723117452009-04-02T19:08:00.000-07:002009-04-02T19:11:09.603-07:00MIZI: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?<br />NARU: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />YASRUL: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?<br />FAIZAL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />JAAN: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?<br />KHALID: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />DINO: Semalam aku nampak hantu!<br />ZURAIMI: Uih! kau terkejut tak?<br />DINO: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.<br />ZURAIMI: Mana kau tahu?<br />DINO: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />MIZI: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?<br />NARU: Gula dah habis!<br />MIZI: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?<br />NARU:Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />YASRUL: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.<br />FAIZAL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />KHALID: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...<br />JAAN: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />DINO: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!<br />ZURAIMI: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br />MIZI: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.<br />NARU: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau,jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"<br /><br /><br />LAWAK MAKCIK<br /><br />Suatu hari, sebuah bas kilang yang memuatkan pekerja wanita sahaja sedang menuju kilang kayu yang terletak jauh dari kawasan kampung. Dalam perjalanan tu..mereka terpaksa melalui kebun getah yang sangat luas..<br />Nak di jadikan cerita..ada seorang mamat kat tepi jalan menahan bas tersebut..nak mintak tumpang..jadi bas tu pun berhenti la... Tetiba..lebih kurang 6 orang perompak keluar nak merompak bas tersebut..<br />Sorang perompak berkata..<br />" Keluarkan dan bagi semua barang kemas yang korang ada..!!Cepat..!!"<br />Sorang pekerja kilang tu membalas..<br />" ..tapi..kami tak bawak barang kemas kalau gi keja..duit pun sikit je.."<br />Perompak berfikir seketika..<br />"Ha..gini la..sebab korang takder brang kemas & duit..kami rogol korang SEMUA..ahahhaa.."<br />Pekerja kilang yang muda berkata..<br />" Alalaa...takkan la makcik yang kat belakang tu nak rogol jugak..tak kesian ker.."<br />Tetiba..makcik tu berdiri..<br />" Weh..ko nie..tak paham ker..kalau dia cakap SEMUA..SEMUA la.."<br /><br /><br />LAWAK HANTU KUBUR<br />Ali & Abu baru saja balik dari mengaji di masjid yang berdekatan dengan kampung mereka. Dalam perjalanan balik dari masjid itu, nk dijadikan cerita mereka berdua melalui kubur cina. Mereka berdua berasa seam sejuk dan beberapa saat kemudian, meeka berdua terdengar bunyi orang sedang mengetuk batu. <br /><br />Mereka berasa seram dan kemudian meeka ternampak kelibat seorang lelaki tua di tanah perkuburan itu. Lega si Abu dan Ali, orang rupanya. Mereka pun terus bertanya kepada apek itu; "APek, apa lu buat sini malam2?"<br /><br />Apek itu tanpa memandang mereka dn terus mengetuk batu, menjawab...... <br /><br />"haiya, itu orang salah tulis gua punya nama...."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-158611633972311745?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-75520717165496773352008-12-12T06:41:00.002-08:002008-12-12T06:53:48.693-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SUJ5UbIMzVI/AAAAAAAAABU/PhemozHjf54/s1600-h/l_278_Perdana_V6_3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 168px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SUJ5UbIMzVI/AAAAAAAAABU/PhemozHjf54/s200/l_278_Perdana_V6_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278915105018137938" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" >my dreamz car..Proton Perdana </span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" >V6..aku minat sangat2 kt kete ni..aku harap satu hari nanti aku akan dapat beli kete ni ngn duit aku sendiri...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-7552071716549677335?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-46533571226786106572008-12-12T06:26:00.000-08:002008-12-12T06:40:52.457-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SUJ3R7CDBVI/AAAAAAAAABM/TpiScP40GrM/s1600-h/PA010017.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 191px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SUJ3R7CDBVI/AAAAAAAAABM/TpiScP40GrM/s200/PA010017.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278912863019402578" border="0" /></a><br />Raye ni yg paling best tau..da 4 thn aku x beraye ngn family..at last aku berkumpul jugak ngn dorang sume..time 2 memang best sangat2..hepy sangat2..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-4653357122678610657?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-82458749308551859012008-06-09T00:28:00.001-07:002008-06-09T00:28:18.149-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-8245874930855185901?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-74434070617269183172008-06-09T00:12:00.001-07:002008-06-09T00:27:23.612-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SEzYyfNoRMI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BCZhbRzEVD0/s1600-h/DSCN0062.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kRRpsWxrb3I/SEzYyfNoRMI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BCZhbRzEVD0/s200/DSCN0062.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209777230844544194" border="0" /></a><br /> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">Last week is the happier time since i came here...coz my family came here and stay here for 10 days. I spent most of my time with them...i missed them very much. But now, since they go back to <st1:place st="on">Sabah</st1:place>. I can felt that the happy time was missing. Its gone…</span></p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now, I realize that how much important family for my life. For me, even though I can laugh, I can smile with all my friends here, but it still not similar when I smile, I laugh with my family…not same as I feel happy with the one I love, with those around me..i missed them..very much..<br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-7443407061726918317?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471939819825594324.post-19497589424574083852008-05-25T18:39:00.000-07:002008-05-25T18:46:29.773-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6cd1138139a5224" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D06cd1138139a5224%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331156724%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D25FA111030A9CE0E32578DD197FB27E023318519.8202027885B877A5CFE33AEAFC90B0CAE1B754B5%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6cd1138139a5224%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D8vldcA_Jvst5NI9s8chO3_u4i2g&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D06cd1138139a5224%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331156724%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D25FA111030A9CE0E32578DD197FB27E023318519.8202027885B877A5CFE33AEAFC90B0CAE1B754B5%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6cd1138139a5224%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D8vldcA_Jvst5NI9s8chO3_u4i2g&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3471939819825594324-1949758942457408385?l=wannie84.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ini aku...wanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09351542777229409737noreply@blogger.com0